People always ask FangBear, "Oh FangBear, where have you been?" The truth, loyal FangBearers, The great glorious one has been looking for a job. That's right. The economy has been hard on all of us, especially despotic bears.
But I've been laying low, studying hard, meditating daily, surviving on a diet of nothing but raw eggplant, and now am ready to lead my flock of hangers-on out of the desert of macoaroni dinners and into the promise land of higher grade macaroni dinners. I present to the world -- The C. McFangBear Guide to Surviving the Recession!
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