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You know, the one question I get asked more than any other is, "Glorious FangBear, I want to be evil, but I'm so preoccupied with work, family, religion, hobbies and fanatical devotion to television shows. How can I find the time to be evil in this modern workaday world?" As a professional Evil-doer, I practice evil 5 - 7 hours a day. But even a lowly worm like you can do little things to ruin the day of others. In an effort to make the world more evil, I will offer free advice on how add more evil to your life through my system of "Small Acts of Evil", which I will present semi-regularly through my various forms of FangBear media. Stay tuned Citizens of the Republik of FangBear... - C. McFangBear

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

McFangBear's Guide to Surviving the Recession - Step 1



Go to your local library. They are a great source of information on money management, credit counseling and info on new career paths. Collect the books you want.

Now, go to reference section, pile the Encyclopedia Britannica together in the centre of the room and proceed to light these books on fire. As the librarians rush to attend to the fire, gather your books and calmly exit the premises without the hassle of membership dues or late fees. Remember, you're too important to be bothered with rules other people follow.

Review these books at your leisure, or not, whatever, it's not like you paid for them. Books are a lot like children or old people - they're best seen and not heard. Just pile them on a shelf somewhere and let people think you've read them.

Now that you're educated, you may proceed to step 2!

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